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[Balmung] Another Aegir’s Shop & Banquet Table Emporium
Wednesday June 3rd @ 8:00 - 9:30pm EST
Shirogane W10, Main Apartments #64

ORNATELY COVERED BANQUET TABLES!
ORNATELY COVERED BANQUET TABLES!!
ORNATELY COVERED BANQUET TABLES!!!

Hi I’m Aegir Hlerson, President and CEO of Another Aegir’s Shop & Banquet Table Emproium.

Thanks to a shipping error, I am not currently overstocked on Banquet Tables

And I am passing the savings onto yoooou!

Put stuff on them!
Put stuff under them!
Sit on them!
Lean them sideways against the wall for a super-large Dart-board!
Hang them from the chandelier as a very effective light-dimmer!
Use them to prop up the legs of other, larger tables!

I don’t care what you do with the tables as long as you BUY THEM.




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