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[Balmung] Another Aegir’s Shop & Banquet Table Emporium
Wednesday June 3rd @ 8:00 - 9:30pm EST
Shirogane W10, Main Apartments #64
ORNATELY COVERED BANQUET TABLES!
ORNATELY COVERED BANQUET TABLES!!
ORNATELY COVERED BANQUET TABLES!!!
Hi I’m Aegir Hlerson, President and CEO of Another Aegir’s Shop & Banquet Table Emproium.
Thanks to a shipping error, I am not currently overstocked on Banquet Tables
And I am passing the savings onto yoooou!
Put stuff on them!
Put stuff under them!
Sit on them!
Lean them sideways against the wall for a super-large Dart-board!
Hang them from the chandelier as a very effective light-dimmer!
Use them to prop up the legs of other, larger tables!
I don’t care what you do with the tables as long as you BUY THEM.
Ţ̵̢̨̡̧̢̠̗̳̲̝̲̳͇͙͙̦̙̖̤̘̭̩̦͖̣̟̪̹̩̟̹̠̫͇͙͇̟͈̙̪͈̟͔͐̇̾̈̎̓́̔̄͂̋̃̆̈́̉̈́̋͒́̈̃͂̑̈́̔̿̐̕̚͜͜͠͝͠͠͝ͅḩ̷͓̤̥̼͚̣̜̥͙̜̠̐̅̍͐̌̀̈́͐͘͠ͅḕ̷̢̨̧̢̡̢͎̤̗̙̺͇̬̲̳̲͎̖̣̩̟̝̼̟̥̯̣̠̰̜̜̲̳̫̭̤̱͈̻̭̤̝̗̭̪̱͉̺͚̪̟͂͑͒͆̈́̅̾̊̈͑̀̂͒̓̏̅̓̑͘̚͜ͅȑ̴̡̡̼̰̪̺̝̙̝̫̻̤̬̲̲͚̪̱̱̳̣̏͌̉̍̒̈́͑͆̎̽̇̓͋̌͑̃͛̀̍̌́̄̈̔̍̽͛͐͆̿̀̀̾̑̓̈̈́͘͘͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅȩ̶̻̗̱̦̘̥̹̤̭͙̭̻͙̜̯͓̮̯͚̯̘̦̞͕̲̼̙͉̥͎̦̲̞̦̯̱̣͉̖̤̟̠͗̓̽̈̽̒̀̌̇̐̓͌̽̓͒̚̕͜͜͠ ̸̢̡̧̧̢̦͖̫̙͕̼̻͈͍̫̱̰͍̭̞̯̺̠̙̦͓̝̬̙͉̳̗̗͕͎̽̊̀͒̌̒̂̆́͊̈̾̾̌̈́̀͘͘͜͝á̴̛̼̦̓̈́̎̊͑̓̊̈́̄͐̎̄̐͋̉͋͒̂̌̀̿̅͂͗͛͆͊̀̔̑̈́̃̎͆̽͛̕r̶̢̛̞̼͈̺̻̖͇̠̬͈͓͎͙͙̩̩̺̲̰̞͕̞̍̄̓̌̏̈̍̿͑̃͋͑͛͛̊͐̈́͑͐̂̉͌͐͌͂̈́̾͐̂͊̚͝ͅę̵̢̧̨̨̢̨̢͇͍͚̰̬͖͍̲̰̘̼̳̘̲͚͚̘̬̲̲̪̖͈̤̬̫̩̤̫̹̜̻̣̞͕͎̞̮̬̞̳̻͚͎̈́͂͊̋̍͒̇͑̈̿̃̚͜ͅͅ ̷̛̛̤̺̺̤̻̤͇̳̯͇͍͍̦̬̻̣̳͐̅̓̈̆̽̈́̃̾̓̈̑̒͊̚͘ͅͅṉ̵̡̨̛̛̩͍̥̳͍̼̯̮͇̳̼̗̙̰̦͓̥̥̐̍̾̈̉͆̈́̿́͗́̃̈͐̽̔̌̅̊͌̇͆̍́͊͘͘̚͜͝͝͠ͅǫ̴̡̰͕̜̩̱̳̭̪̙̰̭̯͓͚̻̞̜͕̯͔͉̪̣̪̹̣̣̍̑͒̓̽̍̆̇͆̌̆̔͆͒̾̄̿̾̀̆̑̐̚̚͘̕̕͜͝͝ͅ ̴̧̛̛̱͉̥̘̫͙̤̗͕̞̖̩̘̰̦̱̰̙͈̞͍̇͗͂̍̆͋̍̃͛͐̿͊̈́̔͐͆̇͑̉̇̔͛́̈́̓̎̇̑͗͂͒͛̎̍͗̉͆̒̃̿̂̆̿̉͑͜͠ͅͅờ̵̡̨̧̡̛͎̠̙͖̲͙͉̱͉̼̯̖̤̩̻͎͔̬͉̪̫̜̠͓͓͇̮̩̥͙̦̪͕͙̎̈́̓̊̒̅̈́̊̌͊̇͊̇̓̎͋̀̂̏̍̓̾̆́͛̏̒̋͛͆̏͌̎͒̇́̉̈́͊̈́̊͂͌̈̐̈́͆̈́̒̽̓͘̕͝͝͝͠͝͝ţ̵̛̱̳̫̼͚͈͚͉͓͕̘͓͍͎̤̄́̄̋̃̈́̌̈́̀̿̓͛̅̌̀̋̋̇̽́̐͐͋̀̔͊̄͗́̑̀̽̎̐̄̑̈́͗͗̓́̿̑̿̓̅̈͆̃̿͘͝͠͠͠ͅh̵̡̡̨̛̛̥͔̺̖̩̝̠̖͎̝͇̳͔̻̙̺͎̤̰̖͕̠͈̞̬̼̦̲̦̖̘͓̜̞͎͔͓͍͇̫͎̟̥̹̳̹̮͇͛͆̌̀̄̃̃͒̇͛́̈́̊̉̋̃̊̀͑̓̈́̎͊̃̐̈̓́̃̏̐̉̄̓̾͑̇̀̇̆͐̉̌̏̚̚͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͠e̴̢̧̧̛̛̛̮͍̬̥͈̹̯͚̺͍̻̪͉̓̌̈́̈͊̏͌̒̂̌͋̃̊̉̌̂̑̒̏̀́́̃͊͒̓̍̄̊̏̄̈́́̎͊̒̊̒̈̈́̇̔̐́̏̑̿̋̕̚̕̕̕̚͜͝͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅr̴̨̢̨̢̢̛̹̳̳̜̲̖͓̻͉̰̰̟̮͉͉̦̪̠̦̜̰̻̹̥̖̙̹̯̞̲̙̳̬̥̪̗̹̣̗̦͖̦̲̥̳͍͈͚̝̥̹̼̮͔̞͍͐̍̇͂̂̏͒́̐̎̃͂͋̅̿̽͂͒̾̏̿̃̅̂̈́́̔̀̓͋̇̊̈̽̈́́̈́̽̆̐̐̀͛͛̿͋͐̀̐͋̑̐͒̿͑̒͗̕̚͘̚̕͜͝͝͝ͅͅ ̵̧̛̭̣̲͉͚̘̘̞̞̠͇̟̗̣͓̜̟͚̜͙̠͊̍̈̀̎̽̌̓͌͆̔̊͛̓̓̒̊̓̓͊̍͋̈́̓̉͆͊̆̈́̐͛̊̔̎͐̆͌͋̅̈́̂̚͝ţ̷̧̢̧̢̧̡̛̼̬̞̖̲̭̣͖͙̣͎͖͓̦̯̺͇̝̱͚͚̟̺̰̲̼͎̬̟̥̰̤̬͈̱͔͉͙͇̰̥̰̦̘̣͙̩͙̥͒͒̀̀̌̀̅͋̇͆͐͐̔̐͗̃̈́͗͜͜͜͝͝͠á̴̧͔̦͎̭̯̻̙͎̹͈̮͖̘̗͕̳̱͙̹͇͎̩̼͉͇͎̤͙͙̫̻̣͓͚̹̪̤͈̘͉̫̣̀̀̐͑̇̃̀̆͆́̾̀͑̈̍̈́̿̄͋́̄́̒̍̅̓͑̊̓̄̎̉̒͑̃̕͠͝ͅb̷̡̡̢̖͚̲̦͇͙̼̣͍̫̭̻̹͈̠͔̘̣̜͕̲͖̟͔̼͎͉̞̣̯̱̹͈̹͎̤̮͗͛̆̏̄͑̅̃́̽̌̍̈́̍̈́̂͋͂̄̐̆̓͗́͋̔̐́̋́́̑͒̋̔͊̔͐̿̀̑̎̈́̿́̑͘̚̚̕̕͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅḻ̸̡̡̡̜͚̭̬̣͖̯̹͎̭̲̻͇͚̉͗̀̀̑͐̓̈͌̈́̌̿̐̽̊̓͆̈̅̀͗́͂̑͗̉̈́͑͛̊͋̌̈́̊̎͛́̿̈́͋̇̌̚͘̕̚̕͝͝͝͝͝ͅȩ̶̧̢̧̨̧̰̤̫̼̩͇̤̠̫̤̟̰̮͍̫̰͈̖͖̜̬̖̙̞̱̳̖̬̱̻̟̣̞̯̭͙̦̰͖̦̥̲̱̭̘͇̪͔͆̄̓̃̉͊͛̈́͋̒̌͆͗͒͐̑̾̕͘͝͝͝͝͝ͅs̶̢̢̢̢̡̢̨̡̨̨̛͖͓̬͚͕̞̙̟͚̭͈̯̦̥̱̺͎̺͇̟̰̘̪̞̱̺͓̭̬̳̫̲͍͙̙̠̗̣̪̪̺̩͚̗̠̝̼̮͇̠̲̝̣͋̀̅́̾͛̊̅̀̒͌̒̒̓̄̌́̑̒͂͐̍̄̃̎̍̄̈́̚͠.̷̢̨̡̧̧̨̨̡̢̢̛͕͚̹͇̣̼͓̺͕̤̻̥̘̦̻̟̼͚̺̙̺̙̟̖̟͕͍͖̦͎͉͚̟̥̝̫͙̞̜̗̘̻̗̻̼̜͔͈̞̩͎̥̑̂̅͊̍̀͂͒̀̎̀̅̊̂͊͐̑̊̒̿͐̎̈̐͑̓̂̎͊̇̑̍͝ͅ ̵̢̡̧̧̬̻̖̘̼̹̱͔̗̱͉̞̻̬̮̼͇̙̩͇͈̬̹̼̪̣͈̦̞̹̱̘̠̲̫͙̳̯̲̲̦̦̳̺̱͔̲͇̣͓͇̠̟͒͑́̒̔́͒͌́̓̎̋̓̂͑̉̈́̇͊̌͊̓̓͆̆͘̚̕͜ͅͅͅJ̴̢̢̧̡̨̪̖̬̖̗̮͓̝͓̩̘͕̪̠̹̣͎͕̰̺̭͓̤̞̤̩̮͈̝̰͔̣͙̈́̀̿̎̍̽̈̂̌̈́͛̄̀̆̍̓͗͑̈͋́̋̑̐̆̋̋͗͆̋͛̀̄̌̓͑̂̓͌̂̕͘͘͘̕͝͠͝͝͝ͅu̴͇̗͍̺̜̼̬̔ș̶̨̧̩͙͚̳̪̥̭͍͙̹̱̫͉̬̺̱̗̩̜̜̝̰̠̤̖̝̪͇̻̗̗̲̠̗̦͚̘̝͚̲̦͂̉̉̾̄̅͗̾̊̓͊̉̋͆̂̀̋̇̈́̾̈́͗̈́̈́̐̏̉̓͑̔͌̊̈́̕̕͘͘͝ͅͅͅͅţ̶̨̢̢̛̫͇̥̯̙̟͙̖̬̜̙̫̗̯͍͍̗̗̠͈͈̤̰̻̹̹͇̯͉̹͙̻̠̪̘͈̜̻̝̗̮͖̙̦̒̊̽͊̊̌̈́̆̊̈́̀͑̓̂̈͑̌͛̒̏́̄́̍̑̓̾̈́͆̆̓͂̓̿̑̚̕̚͘͜͝͝͝͝ͅ ̷̟̘̲̣̱̳̘͇̳̾̎̌̈́͛̇̇̚B̶̧̼͎͓̩̠̙͔̠̗̖̩͙̻̰̬͈̗͇̻̝͈̙̙͈̘̯͉̟͕͚́̋̈́̉̑͘ã̵̢̧̡̨̛͇̝͈̪͙̠͖̬̺̹͍͚̦̙͎͙̯̬̬̜̫͙̟͊͊̽̏̃͂̆̿̀̾͆̈̃͂̋̐̀̋́̋͒̀̀͂̾͛̈̈̏͘̚͝͝n̶̢̛̛̛͙̖͚̗̬̞̬̪̏̿͛̃̍̇̀̊̎́̊̄̍͗̈̀̽̾̅̈̃́̃̋̇́̀͌̍̋͐̉̊͘̕͝͝͝͝͝q̶̧̢̨̨̢̧̛̛̝̪͍̘̫̼͓̱̗̻̝͖̞̼̥̦͍͔̥̯͇̺̮̖͙̖̤̣̰̪̜͈̗͈͎̖̗̙̤͚͔̲͍̦͉̖̤͕̺̅̂͗̏́̔̇̏͒͊̐͗̋͗̌̂̂͒̈̒͋̀͑̓͘͘̚͜͝ͅừ̶̢̡͖̦͚̝͖̲͓̘̭̦͈͍̤̙̭̙͓̪̜͖͈̺̮̘͚̳̣̣͓̠̖̤̬͍̂͐̍̋̑̒͊̌̈́̿̾͊͋̇̏͑̈́̒̀̔̅̈̅̉̏̎̀̕͘͜͝͝ȩ̷̢̛̛͚̹̪̟̖̟̖͓͙͎̤̘̻͍͖̣̘̱̗̙̓̈̈́͐̋͊̎͆̂̀̽̄̓͆̏̾͂̇̄̀̓͐̅͑̓͐͂͛̓͋̈͋̐̑̅͆̃̐̀̈̒̍͑͆̋̾̂̓́̃̈͛̆͋̈́͛̑͘̚̕͜͠ţ̶̨̢̡̛̛͖̲̮͔͔̦̭̻̖̙͓͙̠͓̦̙̥̜̙̫̲͙̝̰̝̰͇̱͔̩̪̙̞̳̼̮̖͔̝̋̈́͊̈́͒̊͛̂̕͜ͅ ̷̢̛̺̔́̍͗͋̑̋̓̀̓̄͊̀́̌̈́̑̉̄͐͂͌̎̋̃͛̊͘͝͠T̵̡̧̨̧̺̮̠͇̜̲̻͎̘̖̞̪̞͕̤͚͔͕͕̼̝̫̹̟̻̺̏̇̊́̕͝͝͠a̷̧̧̢̢̡͔̲͍̣̹̱̫̞̪̪̩̤͎͇̩̗͎̼̣̪̖̬̩̩̬͓͉͉̗̼͓̺͔̫̻̣̙̹̟̮͍̭̥̭͖͍̠̲̞̯̿͌̄̎̐̾̾͂̔̊̓͘͜͜͜ͅͅͅb̵̠̯̫̘͓̐̋͊̑̐̐͛̈́̓̒͗̽̀͆͐̀̈́̇̾̌̅̈́͗̒̓̃̔̄́̃͆̓̌͑̐͆̉̐̐͑̋̿̈́͂́̃̾͌̓̊͒͑͑̆̓͑̐̕͘̕̚͠͠͝͝ļ̷͇̬͎͎͍͉̥̼̹̥̟̼͍̫͚̭͓̺̯̦̞̳͓̯̬̦̺̫̜͈̤̥̞̞̥͖̘͂̉̑́̈̌̓̿̽͂͛̔̈́́̀̍̃̀̄̀͑̾͒̍̌̽͆̅̈̏̀͒̔̇̀̄̊̇͜͜͠͠͝ę̶̧̢̨͚̳̰̲͚̤̰̘͔̯̫͙͖̟͉̬͎̱̤͖̹̻̝͍̦̱͈͇̜̜̩͙̩̤̼̠̻̰̳̜̦̩̕͠ͅs̸̢̡̖̞̱̗͙̖͕̼̮̩͔̍͋̂͐̂̇̀̿̉̅͐͛̏̑̇͑̽͆͆̐͘͘͝͠͝.̵̡̨̧̛̛̯͎̹͎̬̪̗̜͉̲̻̤̲͚̤̫̞̞͖̗̩̻̲̩̣̳͈̹̭̬̺̼͔̫͓̤̗̳̣̻̜͉̻̓͋͊̔̓͗̔̏̅͒̽̌̉̈̒̓̋̊̒̽̈̐̒̊̿͆̀͗͆̎͗̾̓̈͆̓̑̏̆̍̃̎̈́́̍̏̽͒͆͘̚̚̚ ̷͖̪̟͕̀̈͒̄̇͛͛̊͌̋͆̈́͊̂̀̓̈́̎̎̌͗̽̓̂́̃̔̅̒̔̚̚̕͠͝͝͠͝
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