The Fiery Nut

Pub and Stage


A quaint, down to earth pub and theatre. Located on Balmung at Empyreum 13, Plot 51.

Open Tuesdays, 8pm-10pm (EST)
Performances third tuesday of every month.
Free free to join our discord for the latest nut updates and special events.

Currently looking for: Servers, Bartenders, Hosts.
Tell N'Yumi Nunh@Balmung in game if interested or apply in person on event nights.


June events

June 7th, 2022
We're open. Come share a drink with the crew and be entertained by our beautiful dancers.
June 14th, 2022
On the 14th, the malaguld twins will be performing, wowing audiences with their dance routine.
June 21th, 2022
The basement stage will be open for open mic night. Grab a drink and watch the performances. No heckling allowed.
June 28th, 2022
The Fiery Nut's pride month vigil. We're turning the lights down low and toasting to the one's we've lost along the way.

Drinks

Specials

Phil Collins
A new take on the classic tom collins and named after our chief mixologist. We start with an onze and a half of ishgardian old tom gin, add a half onze of lemon juice, a half onze of pomegranate juice, an onze of gomme syrup, topped off with effervescent mineral water, and garnished with a lemon wedge and a cherry.
Kugane Sling
A refleshing blast of citrus with a hefty bite. We start with an onze of dry gin, add a half onze of cherry liqueur, a half onze of grenadine, a half onze of benedictine, a half onze of lime juice, a quarter onze of cointreau, a dash of angostura bitters, and four onzes of pineapple juice. Garnished with a cherry.
quicksands special
Two onzes of rolanberry schnapps, two onzes of blue Curaçao, filled with citrus soda and served in a pint glass.
Ala mhigan cart bomb
A drop shot made from a half onze of mhigan cream, a half onze of mhigan whiskey, dropped into a half pint of mhigan stout ale. best consumed quickly.
Chocobo Juice
A mixologists nightmare. Five onzes of the bartenders choice, all thrown into the same glass and topped with choice of soda.
Brier's Spiked Cider
Warm apple cider served with a cinnamon stick and a couple onzes of port wine.

Classic Coctails

  • dry martini

  • Porn-star martini

  • Whiskey sour

  • old fashioned

  • gin and tonic

  • tom collins

  • vodka cran

  • kugane sling

  • White abanian

Brews

  • Limsan star lager

  • Limsan star light

  • Twin-Barrel Flat Ale

  • Gold rush Blonde Barleywine

  • Gyr abanian stout

  • Aleport Bitter

  • Thavnarian pale ale

  • Riversmeet mead

  • Rolanberry hard cider

Wines

  • House white

  • House red

  • Dancing dandy sauvignon blanc

  • Grape dreams chardonnay

  • Bravutuet estates riesling

  • Plonk beach zinfandel

  • Tree dream merlot

  • Limsaella White zinfandel

  • Lucid limsa port

  • Kuganese sake

non-alcoholic

  • Apple juice

  • Coffee

  • Espresso

  • Ishgardian breakfast tea

  • Black tea

  • Matcha

  • Sencha

  • Soda

If your favourite classic coctail is not listed above, don't be afraid to ask the wait staff if they can mix it up for you. Chances are if it's a well known drink, our bartenders know how to make it.

appetizers

Fried Dodo Wings🌶️
A ponze of oven baked dodo wings, cooked in a sauce of your choice, and served with celery, carrot sticks, and blue cheese dressing.
Sauces: naked, S&P, mild, medium, hot, honey garlic, buffaloLimsan Calamari
A basket of fresh squid, battered and fried to perfection, and served with doman tempura sauce.
Ant Bites🌶️
Bite-sized pieces of ant meat heavily seasoned with vibrant Ul'dahn spices and fried until crisp on the outside and tender on the inside.
Fried Pepperoni
A limsan delicacy. Thinly cut, mild pepperoni, deep fried until crispy, and served with our honey dijon sauce.
Onion Rings🥬
A classic platter of battered and peppered onion rings.
Ul'dahn Nachos🥬🌶️
Tortilla chips covered in tomato, bell peppers, jalapenos, green onions, and jack cheese. Served with sour cream and medium salsa.
Soup of the Day
Choice of two fresh soups prepared daily.

Popoto Wedges with Jalapeno Aoili🥬🌶️
Fresh cut popotos, gently battered and fried until crispy. served alongside a small bowl of jalapeno aioli for a little kick while you dip.
Fresh Nigiri Sushi
Three types of fish, three little bits each. salmon, red tuna, and white fish, all placed on top of a bed of sticky rice. served with soy sauce, wasabi, and ginger.
Beer Battered Shrimp
A basket of fresh shrimp, dipped in our home made gridanian stout batter, and fried until golden brown. Served with cocktail sauce.
Bruschetta🥬
baguette bits, diced and grilled, topped with chunks of blood tomato, basil, garlic, olive oil, balsamic vinegar, and spices.
House Salad🥬
Spinach, cucumbers, red onion, tomatoes, green peppers, cheddar, and croutons, served with your choice of balsamic vinaigrette, rolanberry vinaigrette, or ishgardian dressing.
Sultana Salad🥬
Romaine lettuce, red onion, croutons, bacon bits, Parmesan cheese, served with your choice of creamy sultana dressing or garlic sultana vinaigrette.

Entrées

Steak and Seafood

Steak Frites
An ishgardian pub classic. Our steak frites is a twelve onze steak, cooked to your taste and served with a side order of our famous popoto wedges as well as a choice of peppercorn gravy or jalapeno aioli.
Surf and Turf
The limsan classic. An eight onze steak, cooked to your taste, paired with a large fresh lobster tail.
Individual price may vary as Lobster valued at market price.Fresh lobster
The quintessential lobster meal. A full lobster boiled to perfection, served with a crusty bun and a side of coleslaw.
price may vary as lobster valued at market price.Lobster roll
Another Limsan classic. A small baguette sliced in half and filled with our famous lemon and pepper lobster filling. Served with a choice of kettle chips or popoto wedges.
price may vary as lobster valued at market price.Fish and Chips
A fillet of haddock, dipped in our home made gridanian stout batter, and served with tartar sauce, coleslaw, and a choice of kettle chips or popoto wedges.

Sandwiches

Classic BLT Club
Double decker sandwich of crispy bacon, fresh romaine lettuce, and blood tomato slices. Served on white, whole wheat, or rye with a choice of kettle chips or popoto wedges.
Big old bar burger
a triple la noscean ground beef patty, topped with a slice of age goblin cheese, and the toppigns of your choice, all sandwiched between a large sesame seed bun. Served with a choice of kettle chips or popoto wedges.
Portabello Burger🥬
A large juicy baked portabello, marinated in olive oil and balsamic vinegar, topped with a slice of faux jack cheese and the toppings of your choice, all sandwiched between a large sesame seed bun. Served with a choice of kettle chips or popoto wedges.

Pasta

Spaghetti and meatballs
Spaghetti served in our old world sugo sauce with chunks of tomato and triple a beef meatballs. Served with a slice of cheesy garlic bread.
Creamy dodo pesto linguine
Linguine al dente with strips of marinated dodo breast meat covered in our creamy pesto sauce. Served with a slice of cheesy garlic bread.
Buffalo cauliflower Macaroni🥬🌶️
A modern classic. Cauliflower, lightly breaded and baked in a buffalo sauce, over blue cheese macaroni. served with a slice of cheesy garlic bread
Fetuccine Alfredo🥬
A bowl of fettuccine covered in our garlic Parmesan Alfredo sauce and served with a slice of cheesy garlic bread.

Local Delicacies

Shawarma Platter🌶️
A large platter of long grain rice topped with spicy chicken, onion, pickled beet, red chili sauce, and garlic sauce. Comes with a couple pitas for dipping and filling.
Falafel and rice🥬🌶️
A large bowl of long grain rice seasoned with saffron and topped with large, deep-fried, chickpea patties, cucumber, black olive, red onion, pickled beets, red chili sauce, and garlic sauce.

Tastes of the East

Sushi platter
A platter of three shrimp nigiri, three red tuna nigiri, six pieces of limsa roll, and six pieces of salmon roll. Platter served with soy sauce, wasabi, and ginger.
Limsa roll contains tempura shrimp, avacado, cucumber. Topped with tuna and salmon.veggie Sushi platter🥬
A platter of three roasted red pepper nigiri, three fried tofu nigiri, six pieces of crispy spicy veggie roll, and six pieces of cucumber roll. Platter served with soy sauce, wasabi, and ginger.crispy spicy veggie roll contains panko, avacado, cucumber, and spicy mayo. topped with avacado slices.sweet chilli stir fry🥬🌶️
A medley of green peppers, red peppers, chilli peppers, tofu cubes, baby corn, and white onions, all cooked in our honey sesame sauce. Served with a side of steamed rice.
red curry tofu🥬🌶️
An eastern classic. a large bowl of red curry containing bok choy, carrots, bell peppers, chili peppers, tofu cubes, baby corn, and white onions. Served with a side of steamed rice.

* all entrées come with choice of soup of the day or side salad unless otherwise noted.

Pizza Pies

World famous pizza pies, cooked to perfection in our stone oven.

pepperoni
A classic pizza pie. Tomato sauce, cheese, and pepperoni.
Four Cheese🥬
A simple pie loaded with four different types of cheese: Mozzarella, cheddar, provolone, and parmesan.
Meat Lovers
Tomato base, mozzarella, bacon crumble, pepperoni, and ground beef. If you think yourself a carnivore, this is the pizza for you.
MARGHERITA pizza🥬
A little taste of ul'dah. Tomato base with little circles of mozzarella, chunks of tomato, basil leafs, and fresh pesto.
Vylbrand pizza
Tomato base, mozzarella, pineapple chunks, and ham. A favourite among the staff and the patrons.
Chicken Pesto
Pesto base with mozzarella, chunks of grilled chicken, red onion, and red pepper.
Death Pie🥬🌶️
Rinh's personal pick. A spicy chili and tomato base with Mozzarella, jalapenos, hot peppers, and ghost peppers. The pie is served with some cayenne sauce to dip.

MAKE YOUR OWN PIE
Don't like our favourites, then just make your own. Choose your crust, your base, your cheese, and three toppings and we'll make it for you.
Crusts:
- Regular, thin, deep dish, gluten free
Base:
- tomato, pesto, garlic sauce, butter sauce, spicy chili base
Cheese:
- Mozzarella, cheddar, three cheese blend, feta
Toppings:
- pepperoni, bacon crumble, bacon strips, beef crumble, mild sausage, hot sausage, anchovies, tomato, onion, red onion, pineapple, artichoke, spinach, basil, green pepper, red pepper, banana peppers, jalapenos, ghost peppers.

Desserts

Black Forest Gâteau
Chocolate sponge cake with white frosting and a rich filling made from cherry liquor. Topped with cherries and chocolate crumble.
Tiramasu
Coffee flavoured confection made by dipping ladyfingers in coffee and layering them between whipped mascarpone flavoured with cocoa.
Ul'dah Cheesecake
A sweet, cream cheese based layer over a graham cracker crust. Served with fresh rolanberries, drizzled on top.
Ice cream
A couple scoops of our home made ice cream, served in either a bowl or a cone.
Flavours: Vanilla, chocolate, rolanberry, rocky road, mint chocolate chip, green tea, mango, red bean.

Services

In addition to spirited shows and fine dining, the Fiery Nut offers a plethora of other services.Private RoomsAll of our private rooms are available to rent for the evening, starting at 100,000 gil a night. This includes any in room food and drink services. Entertainment services such as bards and dancers cost extra.Host services
For 75,000 gil per hour, chosen members of our wait staff will entertain and serve you personally, providing food, drink, and conversation. These services are strictly non-erp based.

Staff with the status LOOKING FOR PARTY are available for hosting services.
Staff with the status LOOKING TO MELD are unavailable for such services.

Location

The Fiery Nut Theatre is located at Empyreum Ward 13, Plot 51. Feel free to swing by any time and check the place out.

staff

The fiery nut is owned by two unique gals, both with stories to tell.Qahli Nuzoka
(nom de plume: Rebecca Steele)
A world renown author and writer of many best selling romance novels. When she's not busy writing, she can often be found behind the bar, sharing stories and making her favourite drinks.
While you are visiting the theatre, do not be afraid to ask her to sign your copy.J'talhdi Wijixa
Owner of mist wellness clinic and longtime friend of Qahlis. when she heard her friend wished to open a venue, she jumped at the opportunity.
Where qahli brings her expertise in mixology, Talhdi brings the cuisine. Born in ala ghiri and residing in limsa, the seeker brings a unqiue fusion of both lands to her cooking.

Reservations

The Fiery Nut is happy to host private events for the sum of one hundred thousand gil for two hours. If you wish to host shorter or longer events, feel free to reach out in game or via email.